Idiot! Dumbass stupid Carlos Zambrano. He pitched a great game last night. But then, in the top of the (I believe) sixth inning he tried to bunt. He popped it up for the out. So what does he do? He breaks his bat over his knee. Over his knee. Breaks the bat in half. Over. His. Knee. Stupid, stupid, stupid. If you are going to get frustrated and lose your temper go into the dugout and throw your batting helmet. Or take your bat to the water cooler. Don’t do something that could hurt you. Of course, maybe he didn’t hurt himself. But if he has a deep tissue bruise, it won’t show up for a couple days. Just in time for his next start.
This kind of thing is why I don’t like Big Z much. He loses his temper and does stupid stuff. And I’ll tell you; if he ends up missing a start because of a big bone bruise on his thigh I will personally go to Chicago and kick his ass. I could totally do it too.