My sister and I were chatting on Facebook last night. Here is part of our conversation. Just before this particular riff we had been discussing our desire for chips and cookies, and cookies with bacon in them (thanks Diana!). Then we were wondering if you could make cookies with chips in them. Then we were discussing selling these at the Iowa State Fair and how we would sit there printing money while indulging in our favorite beverage (hint- it’s Diet Coke).
My sister’s comments are in green, mine are in red. Now we will join our story already in progress.
While drinking a fountain Diet
And knitting and watching HGTV
House Hunters International
Hopefully in Europe
At some magical Italian town with villas we can actually afford
They only cost one dollar and they all come with cabana boys
Of course and chefs. Also maids and lauderesses
And of course they all speak english but we magically also speak fluent italian
And housekeepers and people who do our exercises for us and they magically we lose weight
Right next to George Clooney, who falls in love with both of us, but lets you go so Brad Pitt can sweep you off your feet
I love this place. Let’s go right now
I’m looking at flights
Yes yes yes we must fly first class. And that only costs a dollar too.
No, it’s free with the purchase of any super big gulp
With a side of chips
And cookies with chips and bacon in them
We wrapped that up nicely.