Oh my gosh! I can’t believe I forgot to write my race report. Well, actually I can believe I forgot. The race was really boring and stupid.
This was the last race of the year, and so I tried to keep an open mind. There won’t be any more racing for a long long time. I hate winter.
So I should probably tell you about the track. Yas Marina is built on a man-made island. The track is built around a marina, hence the name. It had some fancy grandstands, and a hotel, and the track goes under a hotel walkway, and the paddocks are all air-conditioned. The facilities are fabulous, everybody said so. But the whole thing left me cold. The track has no personality. Once the sun went down it was like watching a race at an airport. Yawn.
Lewis Hamilton was on pole. He was absolutely flying. It was amazing. And I don’t even LIKE Lewis Hamilton. Sadly, during the race he had a brake problem, and brake problems are bad when you are driving over 100 miles an hour. He had to retire the car. It was too bad. He was going so fast I was starting to think he might actually become airborne at the end of the long straight. But he didn’t.
Sebastian Vettel won. He started second on the grid. Mark Webber rounded out the top three in the second Red Bull racer. He ended up finishing second, and our new World Champion, Jenson Button finished third.
Alonso, meanwhile started 15th on the grid, and finished 14th. Wow. That Renault was a real steaming pile this year. If I were giving them a grade I would give them an F-. I cannot wait until next year when he is driving a Ferrari. Finally he will have a proper car again.
And so another Formula 1 season comes to an end. I’m sure my mom will be relieved. There will be far fewer racing posts in the coming months.
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