Once again, I have to wonder what it’s like to have normal children.
Once upon a time in the land of cheese
There lived a girl named Swissy
But she wished her name was cheddar
Because cheddar tastes better
And orange was her favorite color
So she changed her name to cheddar
And ate herself
And they all lived happily ever after
I swear, if a Salvador Dali painting could talk, it would sound like my children.