We learned two things on our way to Florence:
- That myth about the trains running on time is just that, a myth. Both of our trains were late.
- That Princess O gets motion sick on fast trains. Poor girl. She never actually puked but it was a near thing. Thank goodness for Dramamine.
Now, get comfortable. This is likely to be a record breaking entry.
Day One
I booked us first class tickets because I thought there might be a lower level of chaos in first class, and I was traveling with the children by myself. It was very nice. Although we came home second-class and I can’t really see much of a difference. In first class I think there are slightly fewer seats to a carriage, and you get a free beverage. The Princess asked for un coca-cola per favore and won the hearts of the snack cart ladies. The woman told her (in Italian – which I understood!) that since she said please she could have two. Fortunately the Princess didn’t understand that part. Mom and Uncle met us at the train station and we all piled into taxis.
We checked into the hotel and admired our view of the Duomo. Amazing. Finally we put our eyes back in our heads and went over to Santa Croce. I think it is still technically a church but it is really a museum now. I’m not sure if they ever hold services there anymore. They are restoring quite a bit of it so the inside is full of scaffolding. But you could still walk around and see all the tombs along the walls, and that is what everybody comes to see. This is the final resting place of Michelangelo, Galileo, Dante and Machiavelli. Those are some heavy hitters.
We also saw the Pazzi Chapel by Brunelleschi. The Pazzi Chapel is apparently considered a masterpiece of Renaissance architecture because of its proportions. But that’s all I know about that. I remember seeing it with Tom 13 years ago and not being terribly impressed. Ditto this time around.
Our next stop was the Ponte Vecchio. It is loaded with jewelry stores. Apparently at one time there used to be butchers and other ordinary shops on it. Then of the Medici’s decided he didn’t want to walk over anything as ordinary as butcher shops when he was going back and forth from the Medici palace to the Medici Ufficio (now the Uffizi galleries) in his elevated corridor, which actually goes OVER the Ponte Vecchio. So he kicked them all out, and decreed that only goldsmiths and jewelers could have shops there. And it has been that way ever since.
Day 2
The day started with the children watching Italian cartoons. They had absolutely no idea what was going on, but they were hypnotized anyway. I think it was just the novelty of watching TV since we don’t have one.
The million-dollar question of the day was what to do about the Uffizi Gallery. Should we try to book tickets ahead? Or should we just get in line and take our chances? Ultimately, we decided at breakfast that we would walk over there and see if we could book tickets for Sunday.
On our way we stopped in the Piazza della Signoria to show the children the David copy. They were impressed. Especially by his nakedness. We promised to come back later. We walked over to the Uffizi and the queue didn’t look too long. So we got in it. We decided we would give it 10 or 15 minutes and see if we moved at all. We didn’t. Uncle had gone off to wander around. I left the kids with mom and walked up to try to read some sign. When I was up there I ran into Uncle who told me that the guard at the front of the line had told him it was about an hour wait from the end of the queue, but that there were still reservations available for that day. So we made an executive decision to go ahead and buy tickets in advance. This meant we didn’t have to wait in the freezing cold queue in the shade. Hooray.
Since we had some time before our reservations we went to the Duomo. It is very ornately decorated on the outside. Turns out, they only did that in the 1870’s. It had a number of other facades before that. I think the Campanile was always decorated like a birthday cake though, and they just decided the rest of the church should match, but I could be wrong about that. Anyway, I kind of like it this way.
We stopped to see the copies of Ghiberti’s doors at Baptistery. The originals are in the Duomo museum now. They are very beautiful. I told the kids all about how they are generally considered to be the first works of the Renaissance era and how Michelangelo had called them the gates of paradise. I am full of these little bits of Renaissance Art History Trivia. We opted not to go into the Baptistery however and proceeded into the church. We took a look around then noticed a stairway with a lot of people going down it. So we went down too and discovered: a gift shop! And a crypt! That you had to pay to get into! We passed on that, but did take a look around the gift shop, and discovered Brunelleschi’s grave, which was right by the gift shop entrance. And you didn’t have to pay extra to see it. Makes you wonder what you get to see if you do fork over for the extra ticket.
Brunelleschi’s dome is very beautiful, and very high so we decided it would be better to admire it from the ground. I climbed it back in 1995 and have no desire to do it again.
After lunch, we went back to the Piazza della Signoria to buy gelati for the children and admire the statues in the Loggia di Lanzi. The loggia and some of those statues have been there for 500 years. That’s a long time. Finally, off to Uffizi to see Priceless Works of Art. I don’t know who came up with this advance purchase idea but it is brilliant. You just wait until your appointed time and they let everybody in. No fuss, no muss.
It didn’t seem that crowded inside. The Vatican museum was definitely worse. It is easy to tell the very famous paintings because they have big tour groups in front of them, and they paintings themselves are behind bullet-proof glass. I won’t bore you with the complete list of what we saw, but I will say that as a Renaissance Art Geek I was happier than a pig in dirt. I tried to keep the children entertained by sharing bits of interesting trivia with them, and they did pretty well. But eventually they started complaining that they were tired and had Museum Feet so we left.
Time to run the gauntlet of gift shops to get to the exit. We stopped for coffee and snacks at the bar conveniently located just outside the exit. Everybody was exhausted so we decided an early dinner was in order. And since the children had been such troopers we decided that early dinner should be at McDonalds. Not my first choice for dinner in Florence, but sacrifices must be made when traveling with 7 and 9 year olds. My children have eaten at McDonalds in some of the finest cities in the world.
During dinner the C-man lost another tooth! We were sitting there and some American girls stopped to ask if we could help them find their hotel. As I was pulling out my map to help them the C-man cried out “AAH! My tooth!” He was upset because he thought it was bleeding (it was) but I lied like a rug and told him it was just ketchup. He bought it and calmed down. So we had another visit from the Italian tooth fairy.
Day 3
Our original plan today had been to go to the Bargello, but it was closed because it is the third Sunday of the month. Then we thought maybe the Accademia, but that was a pretty long walk from the hotel, so upon further reflection we decided on the Duomo Museum and then thought we would go to this Palazzo that is a museum now of life in the 15th century. We never made it there. More on that later. We thought this would be better because the children wanted to ride the carousel in the Piazza della Repubblica again, and I was still bound and determined to find Vivoli’s.
Vivoli’s is this gelateria Tom and I went to in 1995. It was easily the best ice cream we had on that trip, and we had a lot. Tom took their card, and has been carrying it around with him ever since. When we were preparing for this trip I borrowed the card and wrote down the address. But of course it is in a tiny tiny street, and wasn’t on any of our maps. Finally on Sunday morning after two days of poring over those maps, I asked the woman at the front desk. She had heard of it but had to do a search on google maps and print out the directions for us. It turns out it is over by Santa Croce. All the more reason to stay in the central part of the city.
At the Duomo museum we walked up to the ticket booth and asked for five tickets. But he only sold us three, and told us the bambini didn’t need tickets. He was obviously being generous because the sign very clearly said the reduced ticket prices were for EU residents only. And kids were only free until they are six years old. Well both of them look way older than six, but why look a gift horse in the mouth?
We saw a lot of bits and pieces that have been taken off the church over the years, including the original panels form Ghiberti’s baptistery doors. They were removed for restoration after the flood and are now in special nitrogen filled chambers to keep them preserved. This museum also has the second Michelangelo Pieta. Did you know there were two of them? This one is much different. He originally intended it to be his funerary monument. But there was a flaw in the marble and one of the Christ figures legs broke off so he got mad and never finished it. It’s very sad, but I like the one in St. Peter’s better. We also saw the wooden model of the dome and some of the tools they used to build it.
As we were looking at the Pieta the C-man asked if we could go to Michelangelo’s house. I had forgotten I had even told them it was in Florence. Anyway, I told him I wasn’t sure we could because it might be close but we would try to go. So on our way out I looked up Casa Buonarotti in the DK guide to Florence for sale in the museum gift shop.
It was open! So we ambled over there. And once again the ticket seller insisted the children were free even though the sign said otherwise. I’m not sure Michelangelo ever lived in this house, but his great-nephew did. They do have two of Michelangelo’s sculptures and a bunch of art his great-nephew collected.
Lunch was next, and wasn’t very memorable. Then, Vivoli’s! Hooray! We finally found it. And it was as good as I remembered. Uncle had chocolate chip and rum crisp. He made all the grown-ups taste the rum crisp. I can’t believe it even froze there was so much rum in it. Clearly not intended for the under 21 set. Or under 18 over here.
Next off to the Piazza della Repubblica for one last ride on the merry go round. And one last stop at the covered market we discovered on the first day so I could get a journal with that nice Florentine paper I like. We had stopped there on Day One to purchase souvenirs, including a nice leather bag for myself. The bag and the journal are very much like the ones I bought 13 years ago. Apparently my tastes haven’t changed much.
Day 4
Got the train back to Rome. We took a cab from the hotel and arrived too early once again and our train was late. I think the children and I have bad train karma. Now we are home, and I am exhausted. I will try to post some pictures soon. Even though they are not really of Florence, they are of the Children with Florence in the background.